From: S <s@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Jul 13, 2010 at 12:03 PM
To: H <h@gmail.com>
Cc: Mexican <mexican@gmail.com>, Norm <norm@gmail.com>
h, here’s some of the things we could never talk about before [you became a U.S. Citizen]:
- now when you wear red, white, and blue you’ll become bulletproof
- it’s really, really, really funny to call [the mexican] a “mexican” or ask him to stop speaking “in mexican” - like way more funny now that you’re an american
- when you travel to the midwest your pants will literally catch on fire and turn into chaps
- if you put four quarters together it makes one dollar
- christopher columbus is still alive and will meet you for coffee in a day’s notice whenever you ever need him for advice
you’ll probably continue to learn more along the way. i do hope that your roommates’ love and support gets you through these exciting and confusing times.
congrats!
s
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From: H<h@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Jul 13, 2010 at 12:28 PM
To: S <s@gmail.com>
Cc: Oh, Mexico, you sound so sweet <mexican@gmail.com>, Norm <norm@gmail.com>
i just tried the four quarters trick. cool!
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From: Norm <norm@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Jul 13, 2010 at 2:48 PM
To: H <h@gmail.com>
Cc: S <s@gmail.com>, Mexico! The place you thought you knew…! <mexican@gmail.com>
you’re a wizard, harry.
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