rain dear games
Baumer: i have two new favorite games i play with my handbag:
first, a game I like to call "lip gloss or rogue tampon?" - nine out of ten times i pull out the tampon
second, a game i like to call "tic tacs or matches" - usually matches.
Box: these games are only fun if you commit to using whatever item you pull out as if it were the targeted attraction
Baumer: dead
Box: you put two matches in your mouth
voila
fresh breasts
