choo-choo-choose your own adventure!
Box: a six year old slave girl named lateesha
(don't ask, i was just inspired)
Baum: meets a seven year old boy named pepsi, born deep into an impoverished ghetto
none of those rich ghettos for pepsi
Box: on the sixth night of their courtship, lateesha tells pepsi that what she's always wanted was a goat.
Baum: pepsi searches his ghetto far and wide, having never seen a goat, he brings lateesha his neighbor jimothy, who has a goatee.
Box: and lateesha, having never seen a goatee, thinks that jimothy is a werewolf... which is ironic, because it turns out-- he is.
Baum: lateesha inferred this information because she is an awarewolf herself
(choose your own adventure)
