Tuesdays With Kenny

Jul 27

Cleaning out my desktop.

Cleaning out my desktop.

Jul 26

Stefanie draws a crowd.

Stefanie draws a crowd.

Jul 20

bbox writes a craigslist ad

Roommate wanted in My Two Dads scenario. We have a lot of amenities including but not limited to: hot and warm water! Available bedroom is very large -  fits a bed and other bedroom stuff plus a washer/dryer (provided). The “modern” (hee-hee!) kitchen features shelves, fridge, sink, others. Two bathrooms- so two more sinks! Living room could be a good opportunity.

Interested applicants only. No fatties.



Jul 14

state secrets

From: S <s@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Jul 13, 2010 at 12:03 PM
To: H <h@gmail.com>
Cc: Mexican <mexican@gmail.com>, Norm <norm@gmail.com>


h, here’s some of the things we could never talk about before [you became a U.S. Citizen]:

  1. now when you wear red, white, and blue you’ll become bulletproof
  2. it’s really, really, really funny to call [the mexican] a “mexican” or ask him to stop speaking “in mexican” - like way more funny now that you’re an american
  3. when you travel to the midwest your pants will literally catch on fire and turn into chaps
  4. if you put four quarters together it makes one dollar
  5. christopher columbus is still alive and will meet you for coffee in a day’s notice whenever you ever need him for advice


you’ll probably continue to learn more along the way. i do hope that your roommates’ love and support gets you through these exciting and confusing times.

congrats!
s

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From: H<h@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Jul 13, 2010 at 12:28 PM
To: S <s@gmail.com>
Cc: Oh, Mexico, you sound so sweet <mexican@gmail.com>, Norm <norm@gmail.com>


i just tried the four quarters trick. cool!

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From: Norm <norm@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Jul 13, 2010 at 2:48 PM
To: H <h@gmail.com>
Cc: S <s@gmail.com>, Mexico! The place you thought you knew…! <mexican@gmail.com>


you’re a wizard, harry.

Sent via Blackberry. (I’m kind of a big deal)

Jun 17

duplicity of meaning

Jun 16

Die, Die, Die, Die.

Die, Die, Die, Die.

Jun 15

Noyle Stromboli Mollet

Noyle Stromboli Mollet

“this is what happens when people stop being real, and start being nice.” — robert frost, after learning of the tuesdays with kenny 2010 summer rebirth

GODSJEP.

GODSJEP.

hey guys it's summer and we're back and more offensive than ever