Cleaning out my desktop.

Stefanie draws a crowd.

Roommate wanted in My Two Dads scenario. We have a lot of amenities including but not limited to: hot and warm water! Available bedroom is very large -  fits a bed and other bedroom stuff plus a washer/dryer (provided). The “modern” (hee-hee!) kitchen features shelves, fridge, sink, others. Two bathrooms- so two more sinks! Living room could be a good opportunity.

Interested applicants only. No fatties.

From: S <s@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Jul 13, 2010 at 12:03 PM
To: H <h@gmail.com>
Cc: Mexican <mexican@gmail.com>, Norm <norm@gmail.com>


h, here’s some of the things we could never talk about before [you became a U.S. Citizen]:

1. now when you wear red, white, and blue you’ll become bulletproof
2. it’s really, really, really funny to call [the mexican] a “mexican” or ask him to stop speaking “in mexican” - like way more funny now that you’re an american
3. when you travel to the midwest your pants will literally catch on fire and turn into chaps
4. if you put four quarters together it makes one dollar
5. christopher columbus is still alive and will meet you for coffee in a day’s notice whenever you ever need him for advice

you’ll probably continue to learn more along the way. i do hope that your roommates’ love and support gets you through these exciting and confusing times.

congrats!
s

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From: H<h@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Jul 13, 2010 at 12:28 PM
To: S <s@gmail.com>
Cc: Oh, Mexico, you sound so sweet <mexican@gmail.com>, Norm <norm@gmail.com>


i just tried the four quarters trick. cool!

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From: Norm <norm@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Jul 13, 2010 at 2:48 PM
To: H <h@gmail.com>
Cc: S <s@gmail.com>, Mexico! The place you thought you knew…! <mexican@gmail.com>


you’re a wizard, harry.
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